"Oh, you're perfectly adorable. Especially when you scowl like that." He started to smirk then laughed softly. Only he could break when teasing Steve Rogers. So what if he had a ridiculous soft spot for the blonde. Could anyone really blame him for that?
Not that he liked the idea of what those Unicorns were doing. "Steve. Darling. They are sniffing in places their muzzles should not be. They steal pretty little virgins with their lies and deceit. Do not listen to their lies... DO NOT DRINK THE KOOL-AID." He stressed the last part dramatically... and that was when a hoove stomped down on his foot.
A string of indignant curses left him as he hissed sharply. "You did that on purpose you... you cradle robbing horse! I don't care if he is technically insanely old."
Then he stopped and gave Steve the strangest wide eyed look. "Wait... were the old people copping feels on you? Because I might have to kill them... humanely.. but kill nonetheless."
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Not that he liked the idea of what those Unicorns were doing. "Steve. Darling. They are sniffing in places their muzzles should not be. They steal pretty little virgins with their lies and deceit. Do not listen to their lies... DO NOT DRINK THE KOOL-AID." He stressed the last part dramatically... and that was when a hoove stomped down on his foot.
A string of indignant curses left him as he hissed sharply. "You did that on purpose you... you cradle robbing horse! I don't care if he is technically insanely old."
Then he stopped and gave Steve the strangest wide eyed look. "Wait... were the old people copping feels on you? Because I might have to kill them... humanely.. but kill nonetheless."