"I am not adorable." That would sound better if he sounded more like Cap than Steve but it was difficult to feel like Captain America while surrounded by creatures that looked like they were from a kid's cartoon show. Having Tony teasing him about the unicorns made it even more difficult to sound serious. Or, more correctly, his boyfriend teasing him about it.
Tony wasn't going to freak over this... right? Morals might have changed while Steve was in the ice but there wasn't anything wrong with still being a virgin.
It wasn't any different than the Howling Commandos teasing him about his inexperience. There was no reason to worry about it. "They're not doing anything wrong." Well, most of them weren't. Tony might be right about one or two of them being lecherous.
As he continued guiding the unicorns, he gave Tony an innocent look. "You mean like the old ladies and men that you leave me with at those charity parties? The unicorns are more polite than your guests."
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Tony wasn't going to freak over this... right? Morals might have changed while Steve was in the ice but there wasn't anything wrong with still being a virgin.
It wasn't any different than the Howling Commandos teasing him about his inexperience. There was no reason to worry about it. "They're not doing anything wrong." Well, most of them weren't. Tony might be right about one or two of them being lecherous.
As he continued guiding the unicorns, he gave Tony an innocent look. "You mean like the old ladies and men that you leave me with at those charity parties? The unicorns are more polite than your guests."