"What? You mean the purer than snow aspect? The unsullied? You are adorable." Smirking over at Steve, he stopped to send another Unicorn a glare that seemed intent on nuzzling more places than Steve's chest or neck. What was WRONG with these things? "Hey! Watch where you put that nose you lecherous pony."

In all his life, he did not expect to be yelling jokes about getting heads out of the gutter to unicorns. He looked at the one next to him and frowned. "What are you looking at? Don't tell me you fart rainbows, too." The horse bit at him and snorted before walking away. And yes... the jerk flicked his tail just in time to hit him in the face with it. "Punk."

Rolling his eyes, he called out. "They're like nasty old men... or women!" Another tail hit his face. Yeah. He normally wouldn't get so angry about this nonsense, but it really seemed to be getting under his skin.