Oh, he'd been joking. He didn't honestly think that the virgin shtick was real. Then there they were. Gathering around Steve like he was made of the primest alpha alpha. Furrowing his brow, he watched the horses nuzzle him... The fact he knew WHY they were interested honestly made him extraordinarily uncomfortable.

Which was why he dared to try and weed his way around the horses and escape the sudden peek of interest in a few other horses. Unicorns... right. Snorting indignantly, he rose up on his toes to look at Steve over one of the tall backs. "Steve... I see you have new friends... if you stay still... I don't think we're going to make in progress..."

One of the unicorns glared at him, and he glared right back. "What are you looking at perverted equine?"