Maybe it was some kind of cosmic joke that he was on the team that was hunting unicorns. Even if his years in the ice didn't count, his lack of - ah - experience was unusual. Steve was probably one of the only virgins in the Library.
Which everyone would find out about once they were close enough to the unicorns for them to notice him. If the legends about them were true. Considering that he knew a Norse god and he'd fought aliens, Steve figured that that the 'attracted to virgins' part of the story was true. It seemed to be the kind of thing that fate liked to throw at him.
It didn't really bother him but the teasing that would happen later would get tiring. But it'd be better than the deep freeze jokes he still heard around SHIELD.
Once he was sure that everyone had crossed through the portal safely, Steve broke away from the group long enough to talk to a few of the locals. When he looked properly interested and sympathetic, they were more willing to talk. Heading back to the others, he considered what he'd been told. "Most people said that they headed north but we're probably not going to be the only group after them."
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Which everyone would find out about once they were close enough to the unicorns for them to notice him. If the legends about them were true. Considering that he knew a Norse god and he'd fought aliens, Steve figured that that the 'attracted to virgins' part of the story was true. It seemed to be the kind of thing that fate liked to throw at him.
It didn't really bother him but the teasing that would happen later would get tiring. But it'd be better than the deep freeze jokes he still heard around SHIELD.
Once he was sure that everyone had crossed through the portal safely, Steve broke away from the group long enough to talk to a few of the locals. When he looked properly interested and sympathetic, they were more willing to talk. Heading back to the others, he considered what he'd been told. "Most people said that they headed north but we're probably not going to be the only group after them."